A Seriously Form Rejection Letter

And you thought the rejections you’d gotten from agents and editors were harsh? Imagine getting one of these. Of course, #17 eliminates the vast majority of what I write. And #6 eliminates the rest. Courtesy of Retronaut.

An Announcement!

Does the picture get the point across? No? Well, here are the details: After what seems an excruciatingly long slog, I’ve signed a two-book contract with InterMix, Penguin’s e-first imprint. Now, for those of you who are curious about such things, in this...